You've been in my life for as early as my memory recalls.
You fit in well with most of my other friends like Peanut Butter, Oxo, Nutella and Cheese... just to mention few.
Never argue to yell "That's MY Jam!" instead, you've always kept it safe for me.
You fed my family and friends. You are always shared amongst people and can even create peace by breaking bread.
There has been times where you have upsetted me, but only when I've left you alone to grow old.
You've been on television many a times but never make a noise. So humble :)
Centuries old, but you can still be found to be fresh with the gang. You're cool out of the fridge, hot when toasted and even great when your mood is at room temperature.
If people abuse you, you cling on them for more energy but you leave it up to them how they use your motivation...
Some people even try to avoid you saying how fattening you can be for them, but that is just another way of saying you are too good.
You can be in the shape of a star, or sometimes you're even a square, but you are always a delight.
You are very gracious in acceptance and you even receive the odd couples with no complaint and lovingly accept them. Remember when you took in the odd family of chips, cheese and peanut butter?
You can roll any cold meat with ease. And when you are flat, you just sit in your pre-heated sauna to rise up again to take on the world.
Sometimes you cause people to become a little constipated, but they always come back to you.
Every store accepts you, every home has you, even homeless people ask for you, or at least just a taste of you, yet you do not consume people's lives to their destruction.
You, my friend, are probably the most addictive thing since sliced bread and never have it been said to ban you or go to jail for knowing you. All countries in all the world, every story and even in some fictional ones, you are needed.
Thank you, Bread, our friend. We love you!
Bread says:
Thank you Ant!
You've been too modest, Bread.... :)
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